An ode to the day before NS

Goodbye computer, goodbye chair
Goodbye wavy locks of hair
Where am I going? What do I do?
How do I survive without getting screwed?

Regardless of time, regardless of date
There'll be only one thing that I know for sure that I'd hate
That's not being beside you, seeing you smile
While I am jogging for miles and miles.

I'll be back soon, I pray and I hope.
That I'll be safe while I'm climbing ropes.
Not just ropes, not just running
Or wearing helmets while machine-gunning.

I'll miss you guys badly, while I'm away
But one more than others I still need to say
You all know who, her name rhymes with "bitten"
Need I mention that it's my kitten?

Well, pretty much. I'll miss all of you people a lot. The comforts of home, the warm showers, air conditioning, and the using of hair styling products are but secondary to you guys. I'll see you people soon.